We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish.

Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.

The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes.

I'm steel-toed boots in a ballet-slipper world.

That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues.

He wore his fear on his skin for everyone to see.

When you jump off a cliff, is it better to land on jagged rocks or burning lava? I know this one. The answer is obvious: It doesn't matter where you land. You just jumped off a cliff.

Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead.

I came ready to fight Genghis Khan and I walk in on a shut-in playing the biggest Dungeons and Dragons game in history.

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.

Writing fiction feels like an adventurous act, nudging aside reality a word at a time.

I do not preach doubtingly, for I do not live doubtingly.

A small fact:You are going to die....does this worry you?

When I retire, the only thing that concerns me is that no one can say that I was a bad team-mate or disrespectful or self-important.

User interface is customer service for the computer.

Remember that I will be here', he said resolutely. 'For an eternity (...). I would wait for you for an eternity.

I absolutely intend to return every penny given to me by my Democratic colleagues and Democratic leaders

[Donald] Trump at a press conference personally asked the Russians to get involved in the search [of missed Hillary Clinton's emails].

Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him.

Honesty in principle was one thing. In someone’s face, it was another.