We must like what we have when we don't have what we like.

Love comes from blindness, friendship from knowledge.

As you know, God is generally on the side of the big squadrons against the small ones.

When we have not what we love we must love what we have.

Steadiness of faith, was, in the long run, as illuminating and essential as sophistication of thought.

Men are so simple and yield so readily to the desires of the moment that he who will trick will always find another who will suffer to be tricked.

You can't look stupid if you're having fun.

My favorite sexual position is when the girl is facing Mecca and I am fighting off a wolf.

Teachers today can't take to a child.

The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.

Babies, they learn how to walk and they are already trying to run away. You can't reach the doorknob, you only know us, think it through.

The language of the face is not taught by the schools; it is intuitive, and to the observant is always legible.

Contentment travels rarely with fortune, but follows virtue even in misfortune.

But Father has also taught him: Treat a man as if he had a fine reputation to protect, and he will usually endeavor to deserve it.