We must look for consistency. Where there is a want of it we must suspect deception.

Who knows, Watson? Woman's heart and mind are insoluble puzzles to the male.

The vitriol and viciousness is the inevitable result of a government increasingly deciding the vital aspects of people's lives.

If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.

I'm very attracted to poetry for all the reasons someone likes poetry. The notion of compression seems to fit my personality.

We in America should be grateful to God for the blessing he has given us.

She goes to Frederick's of Hollywood at the mall and purchases an explicit lingerie outfit so sheer that you could read an appliance warranty through it in an unlit closet.

When adults wage war, children perish.

If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.

Last night I begged the Wise One to tell me the secret of the world. Gently, gently, he whispered, "Be quiet, the secret cannot be spoken, It is wrapped in silence."

Just saying no to drugs is like just saying cheer up to a manic depressant

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?