We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.

Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

Words cut deeper than knives. A knife can be pulled out, words are embedded into our souls.

Decide to be happy, knowing it's an attitude, a habit gained from daily practice, and not a result or payoff.

If all human lives depended upon their usefulness - as might be judged by certain standards - there would be a sudden and terrific mortality in the world.

Records should come from feelings. You shouldn't try to do nothing; it should just come out how you feel.

Now that I'm here, all I wanna do is get better. I wanna be the best I can be.

We need to punch back against the extremes of both the left and the right and define the terms of the debate ourselves.

I've been in pain hope it doesn't show I've been insane well the time is slow

When you're a great finisher, you'll become popular. Joe Louis was a great finisher.

There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.

Nature, as it grows again toward earth, is fashioned for the journey, dull and heavy.