We must stop chasing dollars, stop lying, stop cheating, stop ignoring art, literature, and all the refining agencies and instrumentalities of civilization.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

The grace of redemption is better than riches.

Calamities reveal your capabilities. Take note of this and when times get odd, prepare and shine.

Yves. You are goint to love him all over again when you meet him, believe me. You're married.' 'I'm what? But I can't be more than eighteen!' 'My son is very persuasive, ' said Saul proudly.

there is no such thing as shut doors, just ones that have yet to be opened!

Ignorance is innocence - stupidity comes with experience

Most of us have learned the hard way that there are very few things you can absolutely count on in life.

I'm actually rather orderly, although the way that I write is not.

SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out!

Let arms yield to the toga, let the [victor's] laurel yield to the [orator's] tongue.

If you are absolutely without mind, just pure consciousness, time stops completely, disappears, leaving no trace behind.