We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .
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I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
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