We need a leader, not a reader.

Success is not the key to happiness, happiness is the key to success.

The endorsement process is an evolution. What you try to do is you endorse someone that you believe in and their ideas and their solutions align with yours.

Let me tell you what the Cain Doctrine would be, as it relates to Israel if I were president. You mess with Israel, you are messing with the United States of America!

They call me racist too just because I disagree with a President who happens to be black. You are not racists - you are patriots.

The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. [...] A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.

It's not about me, it's about the grandkids. That's what a lot of people don't understand about what Herman is up to.

Stupid people are ruining America.

Don't blame Wall Street. Don't blame the big banks. If you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself!

It's not Planned Parenthood. No, it's planned genocide. You can quote me on that.

I am suspending my presidential campaign.

Be a philosopher but amid all your philosophy be still a man.

Trust me, I play the game for the fans, my family and myself.

Romance no longer looked like so much fun, more like a repetitive stress injury.

So, Arsenal have signed Arsene Wenger because his name sounds a bit like the club. How long before Man Utd sign Stefan Kuntz?

I'm not really part of any group or clique or gang because that's always been my nature.

There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.

Having a first child is like swallowing an intoxicating drink made of equal parts joy and terror, chased with a bucketful of transitions nobody ever tells you about.

She offered herself to the big, bad wolf and didn't scream when he took the first bite.

The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.

Don't believe what anyone tells you about yourself.