We need a revolution every 20 years just to keep government honest.

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.

Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.

The end of democracy and the defeat of the American Revolution will occur when government falls into the hands of lending institutions and moneyed incorporations.

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend.

I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

Truth between candid minds can never do harm.

The government you elect is the government you deserve.

Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost.

You never know. Maybe when we’re dreaming…we’re more lucid than when we are awake.

I did improv at Yale, with the Exit Players. It was great, but they played a little rough.

Rock 'n' roll. Deal with it.

Everyone wants to learn how to win, but no one wants to learn how to accept defeat.

America takes credit for giving you freedom that you had anyway. It's like going to a wedding and putting your tag on somebody elses box.

Where there is no waste, there is no want.

I have seen how the foundations of the world are laid, and I have not the least doubt that it will stand a good while.

No matter how long your've been at it, you always start from scratch.

Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully.

The only way an Iraqi biological agent would kill you is if it landed on your head.