We need those who laugh when we laugh, cry when we cry, and then pass the chips and salsa.

Treasure friendship in whatever form it takes.

There was a beautiful feeling of calm in my groin, a sense of peace so remarkable it was almost ecstasy——anyone who' suffered bad pain and then recovered will know what I'm talking about.

Being soaked alone is cold. Being soaked with your best friend is an adventure.

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.

You can have anything you want, if you want it badly enough.

I knew my destiny when I first experienced Yosemite.

No man can put on the robes of Christ’s righteousness till he has taken off his own.

Osama Bin Laden is dead? Oh my God, that was so easy! And it only took two trillion dollars, two wars and too many good men.

Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.

It is a bitter thought to an avaricious spirit that by and by all these accumulations must be left behind. We can only carry away from this world the flavor of our good or evil deeds.

We can only know in the nervous system what we have known in behavior first.