We need to do more than win an election or win the House or win the presidency, my friends: we need to make this beloved country of ours God's country once again.

If the Europeans want to intervene, that's their business. But if I were president, I would remove every United States soldier from the Balkan peninsula.

Saying the Washington Post is just a newspaper is like saying Rasputin was just a country priest.

The real liberators of American women were not the feminist noise-makers, they were the automobile, the supermarket, the shopping center, the dishwasher, the washer-dryer, the freezer.

The food that enters the mind must be watched as closely as the food that enters the body.

If we do not get control of our borders, by 2050 Americans of European descent will be a minority in the nation their ancestors created and built.

[The courts and the media elite] are abolishing America, they are deconstructing our country ... they have dethroned our God.

Homosexuality is not a civil right. Its rise almost always is accompanied, as in the Weimar Republic, with a decay of society and a collapse of its basic cinder block, the family.

If we don't stop behaving like the British Empire, we will end up like the British Empire.

Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience stems mainly from having breakfast at the International House of Pancakes.

The Democratic party is really just a giant day care center for squabbling little groups.

She ignored my observation. This generally happens with me. Show me a woman, I sometimes say, and I will show you someone who is going to ignore my observations.

When we approach the journey acknowledging what we do not know and what we can’t control, we maintain our energy for the quest.

I feel such a tenderness for these vulnerable nighttime conversations, the way words take a different shape in the air when there's no light in the room.

Truth be told, there are lots of companies that provide exemplary phone support. DirecTV, Virgin America and Apple are a few that regularly exceed my expectations.

I go to Florida sometimes for vacation. I actually really like Florida. It's a weird place, it's surreal. It's so close, but you feel like you're in another world or on an island.

Sometimes when family members least deserve love, they need it the most.

I never thought of myself as a comedic actor. I didn't go to Second City, that's not my background, I'm not a comic, I studied theater and my career when I started was a lot of dramatic stuff.

I love science fiction stuff - I'm a bit of a dweeb like that.

I'm one of the biggest introverts you could ever meet.

Its intuition that works. Just intuition.