We need to focus on killing the bad guys, not getting stuck in Middle Eastern civil wars that don't keep America safe.

I want you to take a good, hard look at me, America, because this is exactly what you’ve got coming.

It took Jimmy Carter to give us Ronald Reagan.

Always be sexy. I salute that message.

Liberty is never safer than when politicans are terrified.

Climate change is the perfect pseudoscientific theory for a big government politician who wants more power. Why? Because it is a theory that can never be disproven.

Every candidate is going to come to you and say they are the most conservative person that ever lived.

I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon.

The essence of the conservative message should be we want a dynamic nation where anybody with nothing can achieve anything.

I've spent the past month in Washington D.C. and it is terrific to be back in America.

The last 15 years, there has been no recorded warming. Contrary to all the theories that they are expounding, there should have been warming over the last 15 years. It hasn't happened.

When you play, never mind who listens to you.

Sometimes we need to look at everything going wrong in our lives and admit to ourselves, "I am the only common denominator here.

It would seem that marsupials are poor imitations of full-fledged mammals. Their inadequacy gives them a certain appeal

...the more of a fool a man is, the less he cares to look like one

I'm interested in how the Internet spreads information.

I can think of no greater God-given responsibility we have than that of extending a helping hand to our fellow man.

The Anza Borrego Desert is a place of power, where different planes and realities intersect. It is easier to see and enter into other planes here.

I think what's cool about about going on a co-headline tour is everyone's bringing a huge show, so it's not like opening band, opening band, then here's the big show. It's like two big shows.

I was a huge fan of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.

If he was a good man, how could he leave me? So he must not be a good man. But if he isn't good, then why does it hurt so much to lose him?