We need to get out of this fetid pusshole and get to some higher ground.

I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.

All survival situations revolve around a host of variables...Always adapt, think positive, and move forward.

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

Knowledge is Power, and it's very lightweight.

Moral of the story: try to get things right, figure out what's going wrong with the scenario, and don't give up.

So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.

The more survival skills an individual has that have been practiced physically and otherwise, the better odds they have for those skills coming to the forefront during a stressful emergency.

We can't move quickly. You move quick out here and you die quick.

Where there is water, there are people.

It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.

Do you remember what you said to me once? That you could help me only by loving me? Well-you did love me for a moment and it helped me. It has always helped me.

A lot of people thought Steve Jobs was a CEO of Apple but he never was until he came back to Apple in 1997.

We cannot improve the making of our eyes, but we can endlessly perfect the camera.

A Liberal is a man who uses his legs and his hands at the behest-at the command-of his head.

We are born with magic inside of us

The people in New York have no idea what they're doing.

By writing I can live in ways that I could not survive.

While washing dishes one should be washing the dishes, which means that while washing the dishes one should be completely aware of the fact that one is washing dishes.

Americans want government that is leaner, more efficient, and less intrusive into their personal lives.

You don’t need help to write a song. You just need to get over this experience that bummed you out so bad. The relationship you were in is over, it was over a long time ago, and you need to move on.