We now buy watches primarily for their looks, price, or additional functions. The fact that they tell time seems lost.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

The religionist is a living fossil, embedded in that rock called faith.

Negative prophecies are reversible. The Lord reveals to conquer. You are created to reverse any negative with your prayers and the word of God.

I experience transcendence when something infinite reminds me I am finite.

Be thankful that God's answers are wiser than your answers.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.

The body is in some sense perennially at risk. The possibility of bodily injury is ever-present, even in the most familiar of surroundings.

The vigorous are no better than the lazy during one half of life, for all men are alike when asleep.

In our lives a dog is a dog rather than a former wolf, and it surely is not a cat, a difference that means an enormous amount to some people.

Man is quite insane. He wouldn?t know how to create a maggot, and he creates Gods by the dozen.

I was full of fire when I was young. I wanted to attack anything.