We only set the clocks back and forth in the arrogant belief we have some influence with almighty Time.

When inspiration comes life is lived in the moment and peace descends. When inspiration leaves thoughts turn to violently killing time

Simplicity takes time, patience & practice. Complexity offers too many excuses for failure

Humanity enveloped in entropy desperately seeking symmetry for peace of mind

Royal blood isn't blue, it is a jaundiced shade of red and riddled with broken chromosomes

We don't fall in love, we fall in lust. We ascend to love.

I obviously invented Solipsism

True Love Isn't Hearts & Flowers. It's Blood & Guts & Bouquets Of Barbed Wire

Those who understand the true nature of humanity are always loners.

The ego camouflages itself like a fox born and raised in a hen house. Its only worry is that you fail to notice its presence every so often and start acting without fear

Corporatism trying to redeem itself through charity is akin to a serial killer offering to pay a fine for his crimes.

Time bows to authentic commitment, and it stretches to accommodate it.

Christ did to the Jewish orthodoxy, what Buddha did to the Hindu orthodoxy.

The test of political institutions is the condition of the country whose future they regulate.

Have you heard anything useful come out of an actor's mouth lately?

In former days, everyone found the assumption of innocence so easy; today we find fatally easy the assumption of guilt.

If the reason why you're doing anything creative is to make a living, then you're doing it wrong

It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.

One cannot be a sorcerer all the time. How could one live?

I'll do whatever I can do to remain employed. I'm just not precious about doing comedy or doing drama. I never want to do something in order to prove to other people what I can do.

The key is, if youre not monkeying around with the script, then everything usually goes pretty well.