We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards?

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

One of the few blessings of living in an age of anxiety is that we are forced to become aware of ourselves.

We are more often frightened than hurt and we suffer more from imagination than from reality.

Sometimes we are blessed with being able to choose the time, and the arena, and the manner of our revolution, but more usually we must do battle where we are standing.

Love, however, is very materially assisted by a warm and active imagination: which has a long memory, and will thrive, for a considerable time, on very slight and sparing food.

So I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out.

You must put fear out of your mind. Confront it with the belief that the past is over with, that a new life lies ahead.

This idea of repetition and revision is central to my working process-this idea of stacking and layering and building up densities and recoveries.

Maybe the greatest favour a spouse can tender is to overlook what you can't.

Fashions, being themselves begotten of the desire for change, are quick to change also.

In innocence there is no strength against evil, said Sparrowhawk, a little wryly. But there is strength in it for good.