We poor creatures are born for man's pleasure and amusement, and destined to go through endless sufferings and trials.

We will not have failure - only success and new learning.

Were women to "unsex" themselves by claiming equality with men, they would become the most hateful, heathen, and disgusting of beings and would surely perish without male protection.

The important thing is not what they think of me, but what I think of them.

Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.

Nothing will turn a man's home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a dachshund.

We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat. They do not exist.

Just close your eyes—and think of England.

Beware of artists, they mix with all classes of society and are therefore most dangerous.

I love peace and quiet, I hate politics and turmoil. We women are not made for governing, and if we are good women, we must dislike these masculine occupations.

Great events make me quiet and calm; it is only trifles that irritate my nerves.

We are constantly invited to be what we are.

...[T]he United States is the land of formal democratic enclosure...

The biggest price you pay for love is that you have to have somebody around, you can't be on your own, wich is always so much better.

The person determined to achieve maximum success learns the principle that progress is made one step at a time.

The adventure of the sun is the greatest natural drama by which we live.

The US Airforce assures me that UFO's pose no threat to National Security.

Escape plan #5: Open an alpaca ranch in Texas, one that requires all blond-haired, brown-eyed, brainy girls to wear sexy cowgirl outfits.

No mind, no form, I only exist; now ceased all will and thought; the final end of [Nature]]'s dance, I am it whom I have sought.

Hotness to me is scary. I don't want to be hot. I just want to be a staple. I want to be something that's trusted.

Every man, in his own opinion, forms an exception to the ordinary rules of morality.