We prefer to find mates who are roughly as attractive as we are, which means they are more likely to stay and not look for a better offer.

A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied.

We are different because our brain is wired differently. This causes us to perceive the world in different ways and have different values and priorities. Not better or worse - different.

Brain surgeons earn 10 times that of a general practitioner... it pays to be an expert.

A real man would never cry in public unless he was watching a movie in which a heroic dog died to save its master.Or if Heidi klum unbuttoned her blouse. Or he accidently dropped a full case of beer.

Marriages are more likely to fail when one partner not only does not mirror the other's expressions of happiness, but instead shows expressions of contempt.

To ensure marital bliss, a man needs to be 1.09 times taller than his partner.

Smoking is similar to hitting yourself over the head with a hammer because, when you stop, you feel better

You must learn to take a step back and visualize the whole piece. If you focus only on the thread given to you, you lose sight of what it can become.

We don't even know we are family of faith?

None but ourselves will put the concrete on our road to success.

It got so that when he closed his eyes, letters and words danced in his mind. He thought of little else during that time.

The devil comes to bring a fate you couldn't imagine in your wildest dream.

If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance, and hit him with a brick.

If there is a remedy or a cure, a solution to a problem or difficulty, why worry?

There is only one way to win a war which has begun: To stop it immediately; that is the way!

Every person's every action has an effect.

There's a big difference between the National Book Awards and the Academy Awards. At the Academy Awards you can feel the greed and envy and ego. Whereas the National Book Awards are in New York.