We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

The ability to concentrate and to use time well is everything.

The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil.

I think all old folk's homes should have striptease. If I ran one I'd have a striptease every week.

The highest type of free men should be sought where the highest resistance is constantly overcome: five steps from tyranny, close to the threshold of the danger of servitude.

What was money that it should make such dreadful things of men and women?

I would have had a clause in my contract; I would've definitely put some fine print in my contract that said, "If the president leaves, I'm leaving." That'd be the bottom line.

After many years of training myself, strong emotions are now a trigger for me to look at something. I think that all emotions are triggers for us to grow in our level of consciousness.

When your mind is besieged by some inauspicious thoughts, you can bring the sunshine into your life by staying calm!

All the vested interests and people who profit by war will - with the journals they control - resolutely oppose any reduction of armaments.

The greatest power of ruling consists in the exercise of self-control.