We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Awareness is the first step of Change Management, it starts from the mindset level.

...for each of us sees clarity only in those ideas which have the same degree of confusion as his own.

Art is essentially communication. It doesn't exist in a vacuum. That's why people make art, so other people can relate to it.

A man blessed with a good mamma and a good wife has no right to complain about anything else.

I got a lot of positive people around me.

I'd go to Coney Island to hang out, and I saw a magician doing a rope trick on the boardwalk. I was fascinated. I guess that's how it started.

I am writing this from what we Americans call Yurrp. In Yurrp writers are taken as seriously as Lana Turner's legs are in America - a ridiculous situation.

While he bore no real resemblance to anyone in my family, his features were a collection of my mother's and father's best attributes, with a few of Gregory Peck's thrown in.

Be quiet. Part of your responsibility is to honour the quiet inside yourself so you can hear the call.

What's money interested in? More money.