We're all alive. We're all health. These are the good times.

The only way you can be the best at something is to be the best you can be.

I guess I always felt even if the world came to an end, McDonald's would still be open.

I wonder if I'll ever have to decide which is worse, life as we're living or no life at all.

I wonder if I cry whether my tears would be gray.

We're all alive. We're all healthy. These are the good times.

But she's wrong about hell. You don't have to wait until you're dead to get there.

Which means every tomorrow is going to be worse than every today. Why feel sorry for myself today when tomorrow's bound to be worse?

My existence is the only gift I have left to give, but it will have to do.

Every day we're one day closer to death. But there's no reason to rush into it.

I never really thought about how when I look at the moon, it's the same moon as Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and George Washington and Cleopatra looked at.

Connecting our hearts through love yields a nectar so sweet we are forever full.

They were both lost in cities that would not pause even to shrug

Once you achieve self intimacy & self-connection, success, peace & wealth is not far from you.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

But it is equally incontrovertible that if our intelligence gathering process is seriously flawed, we had better find out and find out fast if we are to avoid another Sept. 11.

Being a professional comedian is doing it right and good, when you don't feel like it.

It is difficult to preach, this morality of mediocrity! It may never admit what it is and what it wants! It must speak about restraint and worth and duty and love of one's neighbor.

Sometimes I'm haunted by the thought that we have only one life and that we live it provisionally, waiting in vain for the day when real life will begin. And so life passes by.

With Twitter, you just want to make people laugh in their meeting; on stage, people have paid for their tickets with their hard-earned money, so I owe them the truth as I experience it.

I think the whole glory of writing lies in the fact that it forces us out of ourselves and into the lives of others.