We're all crazy. What's your specific form of crazy?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?

Just because a relationship ends, it doesn't mean it's not worth having.

Sometimes you don't need lightning to start a fire. Sometimes, it builds on its own.

You can tell a lot about a person not just by their successes, but by how they deal with their setbacks

I wonder-maybe the key is balance. Maybe it's about living in the moment while still keeping your eye on the big picture-on all the pictures.

When you go on vacation with people, you learn a lot about them.

Yup, believe it: I was born on March 28, yet my name is April.

Biological clock? I don't even own a watch.

They write songs about California girls for a reason.

Part of me could do it. Run off and get married. But another part... Another part of me wondered if I could really trust anyone. If all relationships were all doomed.

Let your creative and imaginative mind run freely it will take you places you never dreamed of and provide breakthroughs that others once thought were impossible.

My Dreams are not in my eyesMy Eyes are on my Dreams

I tell him his business, all business, is legalized throat-cutting, like marriage is legalized fornication.

A true love story has always been about the journey, not the ending.

I'm not a playwright. The people in my songs are all me.

Wipe your glasses with what you know.

You just don't invade another country on phony pretext in order to assert your interests!

Faced with destruction, the Jewish people survived.

Mercy is not what every criminal is entitled to. What he is entitled to is justice.

I'm actually excited about being in my 40s. I mean, that's ironic considering the show I'm on, but I have never felt like I need to feel or look the same as when I was 20.