We're all just a bunch of sinners, but we do the best we can.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

When God asks a question, it is always rhetorical.

If it sounds like writing, I rewrite it

The problem with a lot people is, they are more concerned about their image than they are about their reputation. It should be the other way around.

The Church can't be a religious theater where paid men perform for the religious amusement of the people who pay them.

The young should early be trained to bear being left alone; for it is a source of happiness and peace of mind.

I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before they replace actors. It's a funny thing with 3D, I haven't quite got it yet. Yet.

I never set out to be rich and famous. I wanted to follow my own path.

Most women do not realize that heart disease is the #1 killer of American women.

We have to change this whole earth into a tremendous festival, and it is possible because man brings all that is needed to transform this earth into a paradise.

The body is consuming energy when tense, and restoring energy when it is relaxed.