We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

If a nation is leaving democracy and choosing fascism, it means that it is taking itself from a peaceful garden to a bloody slaughter house!

The love we extend to one another at Christmas, should blossom all year.

I am responsible. Although I may not be able to prevent the worst from happening, I am responsible for my attitude toward the inevitable misfortunes that darken life.

If you have fun when you practice, you may also learn more and perform better

I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs was, but I would have made the iPhone charger cord twice as long.

I can't sing or dance.

I've always been - you know, my personality is motivating and encouraging. And so I'm just being who God made me to be.

It takes having your golf peak four different times throughout the year. You have to like all four golf courses. You've got to be the best of that week for the four weeks

I have very little patience for ignorant, incompetent people who don’t care that they’re ignorant and incompetent.

It's much easier to make people cry than to laugh.