We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Stop just cheering for others who are living their visions. Commit yourself to your own success and follow the steps required to achieve it.

People forget their faces when they're busy.

Happiness sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

When intuition and logic agree, you are always right.

The best way to quiet a country is a good thrashing, followed by great kindness afterwards. Even the wildest chaps are thus tamed.

I do not wish to be any more busy with my hands than is necessary.

I've sought out several dance teachers-shaman-like women dance teachers-to get in touch with the mystical through movement.

Just drawing back and drawing in; becoming narcissistic.

There is nothing wrong with loving the crap out of everything. Negative people find their walls. So never apologize for your enthusiasm. Never. Ever. Never.

I don't think I've ever put it in words before. But daddy took a gun and ended his life and took momma's with him.