We're always going to be cherry-picking to make religion make sense. Especially in the modern context.

The fundamental truth guiding social justice comedy is that people are not shitty. That sounds cheesy, but that's how I have to approach it. Everybody has the capacity for change.

There's something about political comedy that sometimes closes people off, and my general goal is to open people right up.

Days are scrolls: write on them only what you want remembered.

Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.

It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.

The limit of every pain is an even greater pain.

Because you pray after you play.

some things you will think of yourself,...some things God will put into your mind

You cannot expect miracles to happen overnight, be patient, be loving and little by little the change you seek will come.

The motive power is the cause of all life.

I studied the cello for a long time, from when I was little up through college.

The biggest cause of divorce is marriage.