We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

Two thongs don't make a right.

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

People think that to love is simple, but that to find the right object to love - or to be loved by - is difficult.

it crossed Farren's mind that although death seemed big, life was even bigger

As you search for a person, place, or thing, be prepared to continue your quest, should the end result not yield your desired outcome. Enjoy the process and you’ll avoid disappointment…!

I'm glad I never feel important it does complicate life.

For it is indeed consciousness that makes the body fully alive, and the body that gives consciousness a place to live.

The nomination of John McCain is another milestone. So whether black, women, or bald, yes we can.

To the stern student of affairs, Beirut is a phenomenon, beguiling perhaps, but quite, quite impossible.

I think anything we do - eating, walking down the street, online shopping - gives you another perspective on writing stories.

How does one make a movie about decadence these days? Now that we're allowed to do it, it's too late.

All is well ended if this suit be won. That you express content; which we will pay, With strife to please you, day exceeding day.