We're famous" iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him. "So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.

A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice.

We have not really advertised Chicago internationally.

Day to day, I always wear eyeliner on my top lid and mascara. I like to do my own makeup, it depends on the event.

People, in whatever walk of life, would be surprised if they just gave themselves a chance by believing in what they are.

Youth are no longer the place where society reveals its dreams.

If life is a punishment, one should wish for an end; if life is a test, one should wish it to be short.

Today I don't have to fit into anyone else's emotional atmosphere.

Remember this: you can have justice, or you can have two dollars. But you can t have both.

No separation between the spiritual and the physical. It is all one.