We're going to do it again next year. We'll see you again next year. Yeah, I said it. Yeah, I said it. We will do it again next year.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Never tell her that something is impossible, because she'll kill herself proving you wrong.

If a man wishes to ensure the bad opinion of others, his best course probably is to be honest about himself.

When we give government the power to make medical decisions for us, we in essence accept that the state owns our bodies.

Passion is the very fuel of inspiration. Artists, of all people, must be willing to share their passions with the world.

Do not imprison those about you to your way of thinking; give your companion the opportunity to interpret life as freely as you do.

We lose the peace of years when we hunt after the rapture of moments.

The world's history is constant, like the laws of nature, and simple, like the souls of men. The same conditions continually produce the same results.

There is always something to do. You just need to look harder, be creative and a little flexible.

It's getting so if a man wants to stand well socially, he can't afford to be seen with either the Democrats or the Republicans.