We're going to take on the big media, big business, and big donors that are bleeding our country dry. We're losing our jobs.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

I'm sure I'll feel much more grateful when I find a guy who thinks complex wiring in a girl is a turn-on.

It's the bright one, It's the right one, that's success.

A man of independent judgment is a man of profound self-esteem.

How time flies when you're doin all the talking.

Perception is NOT reality. People have always said that - perception is reality. I reject that hypothesis.

I'm the luckiest guy in the world to be my parents' son.

Disorder can play a critical role in giving birth to new, higher forms of order.

I am working on a book urging the beating to death of baby whales using the dead bodies of baby seals.

My worst day in the gym is still more fun than my best day in the office!

I would like to be a philosopher in ancient Athens and a poet in ancient China.