We're kind of like the smoking section in high school. We're immature, keep to ourselves.

Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good?

I hate conservatives, but I really hate liberals.

With religion I was always like, 'Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?'

The culture is just so coarse that you have to take it to that level and people will be like, 'Whoa!' And then you can make people think about stuff. It's kind of like shock therapy.

Anybody in television lives under grinding deadlines.

The last few years on ‘South Park’ we have done some of the riskiest things we have ever done, knowing it could kill the show, but we also know that’s what we have to do.

That decision to commit your life to certain principles and a certain narrative, if I wrote a paper on that, I know I'd find inconsistencies.

There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood.

Sometimes we come up with something great, but a lot of times it just feels like work.

I'm concerned about people being happy.

Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write.

You fall flat on your face, and it's not the first time you've done it, Never let your past press you down.

You would never know how strong that you are until you decide to courageously and confidently face your adversities over choosing to make excuses or complain about them.

Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor.

You get to where you kind of like it, and It's a habit That's hard to break. I still find myself sittin' in a cafe, like a pizza parlor.

"My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back." It's kind of the perfect joke because it's a bait and switch.

Innovation, having fun and giving back, should be the core values for everyone

It's always hard to analyze what your own style is.

Love is a great master. It teaches us to be what we never were.

The idea of words and photos was something that appealed to me.