We're meant to be friends but you never tell me anything.

Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.

You can kiss me if you like," she said. Alex let go of her and turned away. "Thanks, Fiona," he said. "But frankly I'd prefer to kiss the horse.

I love the idea that magic and witchcraft and battles between supernatural creatures could be raging all around us but just out of our sight.

What happened?" he demanded. "I heard an explosion!" "Yeah.That was me. I set the boat alight." "What?" "I set fire to the boat." "But we're on the boat!" "I know.

Childhood, after all, is the first precious coin that poverty steals from a child.

Once you get into the world of dystopia, it's hard to avoid plagiarism, because other people have had such powerful visions.

You're never too young to die.

There's a dream world that we visit sometimes and that's how we found out who we are.

What is this place? Hogwarts? -- Alex Rider

Routine is the one thing the can get you killed. It tells the enemy where you're going and when you're going to be there.

Doesn't it seem that it is always by chance that these things happen, or is it because of the generosity of a shared knowledge of suffering that allows for it?

- "Sometimes I think people would believe in aliens before they'd believe in demons"- "That's how it is, now!

Only the Lord leads us to walk in the path of light.

We tend to get irritated when we see somebody doing something that is unusual and unfamiliar to our thinking

I’m begging you, for the love of all that’s filthy and wrong in this world, have a good time with tall, dark, and raspy, okay?

I was shocked at the anger toward me.

Scientists are always skeptics.

I think most of us become self-critical as soon as we become self-conscious.

It's just that with football, when you don't get the ball, you can't show your talents and that's always been something in the back of my mind.

Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.