We're not all robots. There are emotions that creep in.

You have to do well on third downs.

The worst thing in the world is to feel like people turn on the TV and say, oh god, it's that guy again. I'm trying to avoid that.

I think by its very nature, it's redundant, you know, being the play-by-play guy on television.

Five years ago, I wasn't getting questions [about blogs and the internet] from the TV/radio critic of the New York Times.

And Johnny Manziel is only in a snickers commercial.

If you're the play-by-play announcer, I think it's your job to be better than just saying what's on people's TV screen.

I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.

Every time you see kid and hear kid, you think, man, I have to not sound like a kid.

You know what you gotta do cowboy?

We all fell in love with the young Macaulay Culkin, back in the day

Be with people who like you for who you are, not what you have.

Never give up, Never surrender!!!!!If you think you can't, then you must, if you must, then you can..Tony Robbins

Just because you have a hit doesn't mean you're good [at music]. Just means you got a hit.

I just think that fiction that isn't exploring what it means to be human today isn't art.

Well, you will have to do. If you had died along with your mother, I would have taught the cat to read.

Why do you insist on talking about what does not exist?

To Barack and Michelle Obama - America owes you an enormous debt of gratitude.

Having a clone would make it so much easier - it would be great to send a clone to a TV station when I have to get up at 4am.

Every word that judges value is circular. 'Good' is 'right' is 'proper' is 'just' is 'good'. But check the examples, and they're not circular at all: Every one says 'makes me happy'.

I've never been the type of artist to plateau or have a big peak in my career and then a big decline.