We're not going to let people die in squalor because we are Republicans.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

One can only show how one came to hold whatever opinion one does hold.

We are all selfish and I no more trust myself than others with a good motive.

I think when people keep saying to you, "You're good at this," you just keep doing it.

Sometimes I just want to lick David Lee Roth in the nuts

She wanted to exist only as a conscious flower, prolonging and preserving herself

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.

There are many questions which fools can ask that wise men cannot answer.

All that (Mr. Bush) wants is Iraqi oil.

It has not been an easy cross to bear. It has caused considerable confusion. My husband constantly complained about the awkwardness of being married to a woman whom he called Sister.

I do love My country's good with a respect more tender, More holy and profound, then mine own life, My dear wife's estimate, her womb increase, And treasure of my loins.