We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority.

A meeting is a collective tacit confession of participants’ unwillingness to work.

there is no such thing as shut doors, just ones that have yet to be opened!

I swear to you, by my own stunning good looks and towering ego, that I am not lying to you.

My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say and then to say it with the utmost levity.

There is something in the heart of man which will bend under moral suasion. There is a swift witness for truth in his bosom, which will respond to truth when it is uttered with calmness and dignity.

To see economic policy as a problem of choice between rival ideologies is the greatest error of our time.

When "I" and "You" are absent, I've no idea if this is a mosque, synagogue, church or temple

Music has always been a big part of my life, it moves me, it educates me and it makes me grow. It is a fantastic language to help you explore ideas.

I think that my preaching style and many of my ideas and ideals about faith are based in both Pentecostal and Baptist background.

No-limit hold'em- Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.