We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

To love oneself is to struggle to rediscover and maintain your uniqueness

Maybe it's true what the Seelie Queen had said, after all: Love made you a liar.

It's important to leave your face without makeup for a while after waking up...Let your skin breathe a while before applying your makeup, even if it means waking up a bit earlier.

Takes a man or a woman to say I'm sorry, and it takes a fool to walk away.

I don't want to sound too mystical or weird but it's important to know what garlic smells like when it's cooking, or what eggs look like when they're cracked out of a shell.

I do love a bit of fashion. I grew up around a lot of it as my mum and dad had clothing stores so my mum was always designing a lot, and I definitely had that as an influence.

Once and for all, I did not use steroids or any other illegal substance.

There is no greater valor nor no sterner fight. He who would be what he ought to be must stop being what he is.

Where human eyes have never seen, where human beings have never been, I build a world of abstract dreams, and I wait for you.

Istanbul ... the constant beating of the wave of the East against the rock of the West.