We're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.

God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.

Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia tomorrow.

It would be a very short pint. It would be gummy bears and matzah, and be called Chewy Jewy.

I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.

This is America. We must defend the principles symbolized by Lady Liberty - unless she's on the pill, in which case, she is a giant green tramp.

Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!

If you intend to change, decide what you want and live your life accordingly.

Anything that had happened once on Earth should be expected millions of times elsewhere in the Universe

We become just by performing just actions temperate by performing temperate actions brave by performing brave actions.

If there is anything serious enough to make a difference in my ife, I will talk about it.

The backslider likes the preaching that wouldn't hit the side of a house, while the real disciple is delighted when the truth brings him to his knees.

Every once in a while, the market does something so stupid it takes your breath away

The worst mockery God can make of a moralist is that He compels him to be a solipsist.

You cannot know the body by studying the finger, and you cannot understand the universe by learning one science.

So for whatever reason those short lines just felt right to me, in my physical self. They were right for the movement of the poems. Some poems in the book have longer lines.

Love is a spendthrift, leaves it arithmetic at home, is always in the red.