We're phonies if we're not exactly who we are.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

It is a family; it's a slightly dysfunctional family, but it's also very close and warm and loving family.

Dysfunctional families have sired a number of pretty good actors.

Being a Jew, you realize your strongest weapon is your mind.

If money is a form of speech, as the Supreme Court has regrettably found, rich donors will always be the loudest speakers.

A chemist who does not know mathematics is seriously handicapped.

...Some people hurt so much they can't take what they need, even when someone wants to give it to them. (106)

I'm supposed to be this musical genius and everything, but I can't really work the car seat that well.

Like music my drawings transport us to the ambiguous world of the indeterminate.