We're ready for a real black President - someone like Jay-Z. Obama's fine, just not all black. He's our gateway Negro.

Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.

Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant.

I don't fail. I succeed at finding out what doesn't work.

Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.

The normal make a living. The deranged make history.

I think when you sit alone with your brain too much, your own brain starts to rebel against you.

Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, Booty - mmm mmm.

I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.

Anyone can have a relationship but if you're dating a woman who's so crazy in bed that if you aren't wearing your Kevlar one night you might never see daylight again... that's exciting.

The only thing that ever made me want to be a wife-beater is being called one. Your honor, can I have five minutes to make her not a liar, please?

Believe in people, they fly for a day. Teach them to believe in themselves, they soar for a lifetime.

If you are humble enough to admit to your flaws then you are capable of correcting them.

A man and a woman wanting each other is by far one of the least sinful things I've seen

I'm vey bad at marshaling arguments. I can't, at a dinner party, explain why I'm a socialist and why others should be socialists as well.

Politicians and music don't mix. It's like whiskey and wine.

We all, parents, educators, community leaders, and every... citizen, need to come together to find new ways to engage children with the natural environment.

The respect that I have got is not for Narendra Modi or the PM of India. It is respect for the people of India.

It's ironic, but until you can free those final monsters within the jungle of yourself, your life, your soul is up for grabs.

The devil is but a whetstone to sharpen the faith and patience of the saints.-

The God which cannot give me food in this world, cannot give me Heaven in the other world