We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

The only real certainty is that if you get to live, you gotta die. Live life now.

love doesn't have to feel good in order to exist.

When you celebrate, there is sure to be cake."Florence Ditlow, in "The Bakery Girls.

He [Jimmy Connors] has one weakness. He can never say his opponent played well. That's why it feels good to beat him and that's why other players would rather beat him than any other player.

All it takes are a few simple outfits. And there's one secret - The Simpler The Better

I always wanted to perform.

Certainly it constitutes bad news if the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit.

ANARCHY, or the government of each man by himself or as the English say, self -government.

Until I was four years old I lived in the house of my paternal grandfather, about two miles from the pretty little village of Wallace, at the mouth of the river of that name.

Humility is knowing that you can get an answer from anybody: be it a child, another person, or nature.