We're talking about the chemical lobotomy. We're talking about the chemical straightjacketing of our children.

I'm beginning to think that women should be denied the vote. Their hormones rage; they are too emotional.

Extreme liberalism is not a political philosophy. It is a mental disorder.

The white Christian heterosexual married male is the epitome of everything right with America!

We need racist stereotypes right now of our enemy in order to encourage our warriors to kill the enemy.

Liberalism is a mental disorder.

President Obama inherited a one trillion dollar deficit courtesy of George Bush and turned it into a three trillion dollar deficit courtesy of Karl Marx!

Wisdom doesn't go out of style, even if it's in increasingly short supply.

When I hear someone’s in the civil rights business, I oil up my AR-25.

Don't take too much comfort in the fact that you're successful today because tomorrow could bring failure. There's no surety in life.

Smallpox in a blanket, which the U.S. Army gave to the Cherokee Indians on their long march to the West, was nothing compared to what I'd like to see done to these people

First best is falling in love. Second best is being in love. Least best is falling out of love. But any of it is better than never having been in love.

She came from the most worthless of classes - the rich, with a smattering of culture.

Nobody wants to hear R&B. It's sad. If you want to be on the radio you got to stay young.

I'm a Pilates person. It's great. I had a hip problem. I had a chronic back, a pinched nerve and a hip problem and it's completely solved all of it. I love it. It makes me feel like I'm taller.

What if you could find brand new worlds, right here on Earth, where anything is possible? Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway.

That's the key to comedy: allowing yourself to look stupid

We would need less gun control if we had better birth control.

Among many parallels which men of imagination have drawn between the natural and moral state of the world, it has been observed that happiness as well as virtue consists in mediocrity.

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck. But my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

A purpose is the eternal condition of success.