We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted.

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS.

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it with you.

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can connect Main Street with Wall Street, then I've succeeded.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten.

I think God is a pretty fair guy, so tithing is a pretty fair process.

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.

Be stern in the council-chamber, [Show no weakness, and insist on your plans being ratified by the sovereign.] so that you may control the situation.

You can be all you want to be, even if the odds are against you. For it is in the darkest hours that the smallest light shines the brightest.

The dullard's envy of brilliant men is always assuaged by the suspicion that they will come to a bad end.

God made us for one reason: so He could have fellowship with us. It wasn't that He was lonely or needed us but He made us in His image so He could shower His love upon us.

If the movies that I'm going to make anyway go mainstream, that would be the coolest thing ever. But I have set up a plan that I've been working on for a long time.

Everything starts with a story.

If we could just trust the moment that we're in and live it in the way that you best can embrace it, it would be much better for all of us.

More gold has been mined from the thoughts of men than has been taken from the earth.

There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen.