We're the only dance in town. We don't compete with any professional teams for the entertainment dollar.

In football, like in life, you must learn to play within the rules of the game.

We'll take what the other team gives us. We'll scratch where it itches.

Welcome to the Salvation Army. I've never been associated with an offense so nice about giving the ball away.

How can a coach have any influence over a player that's making over five times more than he is?

The people who run a university are far more qualified and intelligent in handling people than someone who inherited his money and used it to buy a pro team.

When it's football season, I'm all football.

You can't control people. You must understand them. You have to know where they're coming from, their beliefs and values, what turns them off, what they're against.

You just witnessed an old-fashioned rump kicking.

We have to be realistic. If we don't win, life will continue.

I'll be here in my home with three big screens. I'll be watching three games at a time, and when they're over, I'll look at three more.

Jealousy of another means you need to work on making you proud of yourself.

How many beers do y'all think it takes before one internationally scientist turns to another and says, 'Dude, bet you twenty bucks I can levitate a frog with a magnet?' ' Sam drawled.

Not all poison was bitter. Some of the deadliest poisons in the world tasted sweet

Look for all fancy wordings and get rid of themAvoid all terms and expressions, old or new, that embody affectation.

In the third century after Christ the faith continued to spread.

Masculine pride is an exceedingly precious and fragile thing

I have criticized absent people so often, and then discovered, to my humiliation, that I was talking with their relatives, that I have grown superstitious about that sort of thing and dropped it.

God looks out for fools and babies.

With every step I took away from her, the movement at my heart and between my legs grew more defined: I felt like a ventriloquist, locking his protesting dolls in to a trunk.

We could call order by the name of God, but it would be an impersonal God. There's not much personal about the laws of physics.