We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.

Work always makes a difference.

I'm surrounded by nothing but great people. I've been blessed with that, so really, I've got no choice but to be an all-around good person.

Here it was, the first of many lies he’d have to come up with. “Bella threw a knife at my head.” He’d do better with the next lie.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

A meeting moves at the pace of the slowest mind in the room.

Yes. I owed my life, Angel's life, and my mother's life to a mutant's ability to create industrial-strength snot.

Books are the legacies that a great genius leaves to mankind

Poor conceited humanity! Interpreters of God indeed.

Life isn't about getting more. It's about becoming more.

Everything worthwhile is a good idea, but did you ever notice there is more bad ideas that will work than there is good ones?