We shall build on. On through the cynic

Nobody worries about Christ as long as he can be kept shut up in churches. He is quite safe inside. But there is always trouble if you try and let him out.

It's much easier to do and die than it is to reason why.

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

Give me a one-handed Economist. All my economists say 'on hand...', then 'but on the other...

Some people value sentiments over diamonds.

I like a cheese and pickle. Nice cheese and pickle on a real old-fashioned bread. Ploughman's lunch.

We should keep silent about those in power; to speak well of them almost implies flattery; to speak ill of them while they are alive is dangerous, and when they are dead is cowardly.

It's not just politicians. Any spokesman for a vested interest is well schooled in how to say what it is they wish to say, which may bear no relation at all to what you've asked them.

It is all here. You make the choice.

You must know that there are different tastes. There are also different powers of digestion... different temperaments... differences in the capacity to comprehend.

I grew up watching my mom in the kitchen, that's how I know anything about cooking. I've always wanted to go to a culinary class actually.

Good grief! They're going to call us inside soon, and Sticky hasn't even met Madge yet!" "Who's Madge?" Sticky asked. "Her Majesty the Queen!