We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.

If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.

Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

We need to imagine the turmoil, disappointment, worry and sheer confusion in people who may outwardly appear merely aggressive.

Everything about a person may not be perfect, but there are somethings in every person that deserve our respect.

When the fight begins within himself a man's worth something.

If anybody knows how to make action movies it's Sly.

A sense of duty imprisons you.

If you worry more for others' beliefs, then you will be their slave.

The awful shadow of some unseen Power Floats, tho' unseen, amongst us.

My prayer is that God give me no longer life than I shall be glad to use mine office in edification, and not in destruction.

Success is a process... During that journey sometimes there are stones thrown at you, and you convert them into milestones.

It is not poverty so much as pretense that harasses a ruined man.