We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence... on pain of liquidation.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

Think as though the beauty of your life depends on your thoughts. Live as though your life is the portrait of your thoughts.

... the reason life works at all is that not everyone in your tribe is nuts on the same day. [pp. 65-66]

A prosperous state makes a secure Christian, but adversity makes him Consider.

I don't know that I'm post-anything. I'd like to think maybe I'm post-bullshit.

The human heart is bigger than the world.

Chick Lit uses humor to reflect life back to us. It's a very comforting genre, and it's the first time our generation has had a voice. It's a very important genre for all of those reasons.

Well, I can't (sing or dance). Actually, I sing like a seal and dance like your Uncle Leo at that wedding where he got up and went 'ya, ya, ya'.

O what a blessing is Sunday, interposed between the waves of worldly business like the divine path of the Israelites through the sea.

I write against violence. I write against fascism. I write against one person dominating another.

I have to start my real life soon, before I die of boredom and frustration.