We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Hope keeps us alive. Love gives us joy. Perception of inner joy open the door toward the happiness.

Many writers do little else but sit in small rooms recalling the real world.

Rollover minutes don’t work with curfews.

The Socialists ask what is our program? Our program is to smash the heads of the Socialists.

I was just too stubborn to ever be governed by enforced insanity.

I hate the actor and audience business. An author should be in among the crowd, kicking their shins or cheering them on to some mischief or merriment.

To be consistent in achieving inner peace, we must perceive a world where everyone is innocent.

Jesus didn't suffer so we wouldn't have to suffer. He suffered so that we would know how to suffer.

Nurture doubt as a creative strategy.

Performances have a bit of a life and a time scale to themselves.