We should make politicians dress like race car drivers -- when they get money, make them wear the company logos on their suit.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

We don't love people so much for the good they have done us, as for the good we have done them

Macho does not prove mucho.

Humility is truth.

It is unwise to feel too much if we think too little.

Reason is feminine in nature; it can only give after it has received.

Dictators free themselves, but they enslave the people!

Sometimes crazy just isn't enough.

Your soul wants experience. It wants the world. You're a human - and your eternal. The two are the same.

Adam and Eve derived the fullness of joy and bliss from their contemplation of all the animal creatures.

When I hear bluegrass today, I hear so many new sounds in it. It's almost like country music in a way.