We should nourish our souls on the dew of Poesy, and manure them as well.

The test of enjoyment is the remembrance which it leaves behind.

There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.

When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, idealists are very apt to walk straight into the gutter.

Don't tell friends their social faults; they will cure the fault and never forgive you.

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.

Eat with the rich, but go to the play with the poor, who are capable of joy.

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

Happiness is a wine of the rarest vintage, and seems insipid to a vulgar taste.

What I like in a good author is not what he says but what he whispers.

Style is a magic wand, and turns everything to gold that it touches.

We will never forgive and we will never forget.

There weren't any astronauts until I was about 10. Yuri Gagarin went into space right around my 10th birthday.

The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy

This means nothing,” she said. “Less than nothing,” he lied. “I’ll hate myself later.” “I hate myself now.

A very little familiarity with the poor districts of any city is sufficient to show how primitive and genuine are the neighborly relations.

Why do u drive on a parkway and park in the driveway. Its messed up.

Men are taught to apologise for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.

Take life one day at a time because every day is a different day with new challenges.

O, my luve is like a red, red rose.