We show a lot of film [with Regis Philbin] from my career which is most enjoyable. I enjoy watching it.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

I love you as a river loves the sea

In my dreams I hear again the crash of guns, the rattle of musketry, the strange, mournful mutter of the battlefield.

A full Belly is the Mother of all Evil.

We have seen enough criminality on the part of government. It is hypocritical to make this allegation against me. They have narrowed the public sphere of influence.

The August Decrees were an improvised parliamentary reaction to an emergency situation.

We went into Iraq because Iraq posed a threat to the stability of the region and was engaged in the process of trying to develop weapons of mass destruction and had links to terrorists.

They are the new breed of slot machine-colorful, fancy, exciting, wonderful...and deadly.

Don't ever give up. You gotta keep trying, and never give up.

Standards of education are not set by government, but by God, the Bible, the home and the school.

By altering our attitudes we can alter our lives.